don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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