My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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