And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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