I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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