If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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