you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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