is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
jump out the window naked night went bad
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