Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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