My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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