we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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