I hate all girls vehemently.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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