nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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