Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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