I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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