I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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