My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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