what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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