I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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