Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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