I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
