oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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