i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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