all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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