My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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