K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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