Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
there is puke in my bra ... again
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
