What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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