I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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