People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
no, he came in my armpit
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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