just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he thought i was a dude.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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