just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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