Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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