he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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