no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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