Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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