Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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