you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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