You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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