Is it normal to miss your booty call?
It's just like the Real World with babies
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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