using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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