I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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