you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Randomize
