I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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