She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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