Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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