U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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