I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I did not marry a roomba.
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