I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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