We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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