Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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